No vegetables? Pshaw, I say! There's onions and tomatoes in the chili. And tomato is actually a fruit, so you're getting both vegetables AND fruit! Add in the bread from the bun and the meat or meat-by-product from the hot dog and it's practically the entire food pyramid in one bite!
My only question: can these be chili-cheese dogs? Because a chili dog without cheese is like...like...uh...like chili fries without cheese!