[shilala]

Cats are the spawn of Satan.
And now, our town council just made up a new ordinance that says "If you feed a feral cat, it's officially yours."
That made me giggle. Only in a city would you hear the words "feral cat".
In the country we only had two kinds of cats.
1.) Good Mousers.
2.) Dead.

There's also a subcategory called "crazy cat lady cats", but we never counted them. They aren't real cats. They're crazy by association.