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					Originally Posted by Porch Dweller  Man 1:  They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.Man 2:  Are my methods unsound?
 Man 1:  I don't see any method at all, sir.
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 Apocalypse Now. Great deadpan line.
"I was hiding under your porch because I love you."