[shark]

I’m an Optimist
When my wife came home yesterday afternoon to find the kitchen and living room a mess, the laundry still in a pile by the washer and me on the couch having done nothing but eat chips and watch TV all afternoon,
she shook her finger at me and said , “You better watch this lazy attitude you’ve had lately, mister, or you’re going to make me do something I don’t want to do!”
“Wow,” I thought, “I can’t believe I’m going to get a BJ out of this.”