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Old 02-10-2014, 06:11 PM   #1
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Default Some of you work at this place

The management regrets that it has come to their attention
that employees dying on the job are failing to fall down.

This practice must stop, as it becomes impossible to distinguish
between death and natural movement of the staff.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be
dropped from the payroll.
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