Old Retiree
A little old man shuffled slowly into the ' Orange Dipper', an ice cream parlour in Naples, FL and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids’.
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Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian
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