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Old 10-13-2013, 09:20 AM   #1
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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was
washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response
on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again
and sure enough, there was definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick
& bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they
assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few
minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The
nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked
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