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Originally Posted by pnoon
Besides, it was ManEffingU. So I don't feel bad.  |
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Originally Posted by 4WheelVFR
I agree with all of the above. |
Yes! Now we got banter!
Peter, I have to say, that was a well-reasoned, level-headed contribution to the thread, which I'm sure everyone agrees is your hallmark here on Cigar Asylum...
You're certain you're a referee?
Honestly, Peter, it's been years since you told me back on CS, so I completely forgot you're a referee! Here's a little joke I think everyone will enjoy, but it's especially for you, my fave Liverpool fan...
The Ref and the Funeral Procession
In the middle of the match, the referee suddenly blows his whistle to stop play when he sees a long funeral procession on the road that runs alongside the field. He closes his eyes and bows his head.
'Wow,' said the yellow-carded striker. 'That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I've ever seen. You truly are a kind man. I'll never think badly of a referee again.'
The referee replies, 'Thanks son, we were married nearly 30 years.'