Feast your eyes upon this sweet baby.
No, your eyes do not deceive you. That is a hot dog AND hot dog bun toaster. Really. I've even added the link so you can run, not walk, over to Amazon to purchase one.
If I have ever seen anything cooler, I've forgot about it. This is far and away the most brilliant invention that 2,000 years of human technological advancement has brought about.
I showed it to Weeze and she shrugged. That's because women don't know stuff. I tried to get her to buy it for me, but she looked at me the way she does when she's 100% certain I'm retarded.
So, if any of you guys want to go ahead and send me one of these, that'd be great.
