(Ok, I'm probably going to hell for what I'm about to say, but it struck me as funny as crap...)
The losing team was Dallas Academy. From the article:
"The academy boasts of its small class sizes and specializes in teaching students struggling with “learning differences,” such as
short attention spans or dyslexia."
Short attention spans? Well, no wonder they lost. Can you imagine how that basketball game looked? I mean, the quarters are, what--12 minutes long?
(Yes, I can joke about it because I deal with ADHD in my own family.)