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Garbandz · 06-12-2013, 10:46 AM

older than dirt
dumber than dirt
scarcer than hens teeth
slicker than s**t on a pump handle
tighter than Dick's hatband
useless as tits on a bull
useless as buttons on a beer barrel
hot as a $2 pistol

06-12-2013, 10:46 AM	#13
Garbandz Feeling at Home Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Tom Posts: 775 Trading: (53)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms older than dirt dumber than dirt scarcer than hens teeth slicker than s**t on a pump handle tighter than Dick's hatband useless as tits on a bull useless as buttons on a beer barrel hot as a $2 pistol