The Romantic Guy
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied:
I am on the commode. Please advise."
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Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"
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