[Ogre]

A British couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th

wedding anniversary when the wife says, "Darling, as this is such a

special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession. Before

we were married I was a hooker for eight years."



The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes

and says, "My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years and I

cannot hold your past against you. Maybe you could show me a few

tricks of the trade so as to spice up our sex life a bit.?"



She said, "Darling I don't think you understand me correctly. My name

was Brian and I played rugby for Wales."