[cmitch]

In the nights of old and the sky was blue,
through the dark alleys the sh!t wagons flew.
A bump was hit and a cry was heard,
a man was killed by a flying turd.

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She offered her honor;
He honored her offer;
And all night long
He was on her and off her!

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Here lay the grave of Micheal O'Day
Who died maintaining his right of way.
His right was clear, his will was strong
But he is just as dead,
As if he were wrong

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Humpty Dumpty Sat On The Wall
Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall
All The Kings Horses And All The Kings Men
Could Not Put Humpty Dumpty Together Again
So They Made a HUGE A$$ OMELETTE!