A blonde calls up her best friend, a brunette. "I can't put a jigsaw puzzle together, and I've been trying for weeks", she cries. "Could you please come over and help me before I go crazy?" "I'll be right over", the brunette says. When she gets to the blonde's house, the blonde takes her over the the dining room table. "It's supposed to be a rooster, but I can't get any of the pieces to fit together. Tell me what to do!" "Well," says the brunette, "you can start by putting the corn flakes back in the box."
