Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill

I alternate between my DealXtreme single flame and my DealExtreme triple flame. They're kinda like Chinese Energizer Bunnies.

If I'm feeling a bit highbrow I get out a Blazer, but sometimes they don't fire and really ruin the effect, which in turn lowers my self esteem and makes me feel sad. Then I have to smoke a big cigar in a misguided effort to overcompensate for my sadness. Where's the choice for smoking a big cigar?