Lawyers :)
Max: "Are you a lawyer?
Fred: "Yes, I am."
Max: "How much do you charge?"
Fred: "Four hundred dollars for four questions."
Max: "Isn't that terribly expensive?"
Fred: "Yes, it is. What's your fourth question?"
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied,
Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide
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