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Old 06-26-2012, 03:57 PM   #512
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Default Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter

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Originally Posted by bigash View Post
thomas is a wise man...or wise-a$$....either way it put me in the mood for a mets joke:

There were two men, one was a mets fan and the other was a phillies fan. These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend. Both men accepted the challenge. That night, the woman had sex with the mets fan and then the other night had sex with the phillies fan. The next day the woman chose the phillies fan to be her boyfriend. Shocked and outraged, the mets fan asked why she didn't choose him. She replied by saying, "you, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"

Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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