Left my smoker open last night. And it f*cking rained.
Now I get to spend a nice afternoon scrubbing the cast iron grates and reseasoning. Super.
I think I'll fry up some bacon first. Ever have one of those days where you just crave bacon? This is one of those days. Doctors say every piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. By that math, I should've died in 1732.