[Parshooter]

Mrs Smith is at her gyno getting a routine check up. The doctor comes into the room once it is done and says everything looks good, but then tells her, "Mrs Smith, you have one of the largest vaginas I've ever seen". She is shocked. She rushes home, takes the full-length mirror off the door, takes off her clothes and stradles the mirror to get a better look. Her husband walks in and asks "Honey, what are you doing?" "Skiing, what does it look like I'm doing?" He says, "OK, but watch out for that hole."