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Old 05-24-2012, 10:39 AM   #153
lilninjabuddy
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Default Re: What do you drive?

Don't be jealous now...

...but I drive a 1993 4-door Mazda Protege.

Yeah, it's a mushroomy-gold color. That's the color of wealth, my man.

Yeah, it's got silver hubcaps. Shinin' like a star.

Oh, I ain't even mentioned the automatic seatbelts. Livin' the luxurious life over here!

Yeah, the bumper's a bit off-kilter, and the hood don't latch properly. That's how suckas know I don't even care. I'm hard.

What's that? Yeah, it's got the tan and brown interior. Those are the colors of leather, fool. No, it's not actually leather, but the colors remind people of leather, and that reminds you that I'm ballin'.

What'd I pay? Man, you can't even fathom bills that large. I'm talkin' FIVE Benjamins, baby. Five hundees. That's right, five-double-o.
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