Whatever team I root for loses, and usually in a big way. Whatever team I least want to win will usually make it to the middle of the playoffs, often going all the way to the Series.
So, what's it worth to you guys to have me go full-on Cub hater this year? I usually root for the Cubbies but if I root against them then maybe, just maybe .....

Back in '04 I turned against the Red Sox (briefly) and look what happened.