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Skywalker · 02-08-2012, 08:31 AM

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johnny?"

"My goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Little Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

02-08-2012, 08:31 AM	#1
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Gold Fish Burial Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johnny?" "My goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Little Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat." __________________ Smoke what you like!!!