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Old 01-30-2012, 12:10 AM   #25
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Default Re: Proposed 2012 NFL Nike Jerseys.
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I propose that the NFL make the game more interesting by having all tickets to a game be numbered sequentially and at halftime, a random number between 1 and the total number of tickets sold for that game be generated. If the draw matches the number of a held ticket in attendance, then that ticket holder gets their choice of:
a) year's supply of antibiotics
b) a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number
c) a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick
d) a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams
Randy Mantooth?? He still owes me money.

Ooh, ooh....I'll take the antibiotics, And I'd like to buy a vowel.
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