Today's Update...
It appears that it's not a malicious thing at all.
Somehow the retards at Great Lakes Hyundai, where we bought Lisa's car last February, transposed a bunch of information.
Some lady whose name happens to be Lisa M. Smith bought a car from them recently. My Lisa used to be Lisa L. Smith. We were already married and she has my name, so how these retards managed to transpose all this info and bill us was beyond me until I did some thinking.
(Funny thing is, I was just there today looking at cars, I need a new one.
The other funny thing is that last night I told Lisa that I pretty much guarantee that this problem came from Great Lakes Hyundai.)
Anyways, we realized that we began shopping there BEFORE she changed her name. They took a photocopy of Lisa's licensce for test-drive purposes. Last night we only realized that she had her new license when we bought the car.
So they managed to use my wife's photocopy of her old license from almost a year ago to bill the car to us and make a mess of Lisa's perfect credit.
Guess who will be paying to fix all this?
Now that I realize the extent of stupidity and piss-poor lacsidaisical work performance that's caused us this grief, the good folks at Great Lakes Hyundai are in for a heaping helping of shilala charm.
May God have mercy on them, because I certainly won't.
