The weather and the noise still suck, so wifey and I went down to Key Largo for the day.
It was great. On the way back we stopped at the Hard Rock Casino. I put $20 in the Deuces Wild machine, and hit the button three times. The fourth time I got a Royal Flush and won $75.
I thought to myself, "What would a gambler do", then I thought, "What would a cheap bastard like me do".
I cashed out and went and had a drink, it's not going to get any better than me walking out with $75 of their money.