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Old 10-27-2011, 06:59 PM   #3
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Default Re: Second Annual Fantasy Football for Stakes and the Troops

Maybe it's the booze talking, but I'm feeling rather gamey this evening. We'll call this bet, "turkey hunting"... In bowling, if one attains three strikes in a row, it's called, "turkey." Starting week six, I've faced an opponent that's had as good a record as mine (Jonumberone's Jerks in week six, nolo contendere in week seven). This week, I face Sofaman in a battle of 5-2 teams. Ok, onto the bet...

If I beat Sofaman this week and get, "turkey" each team that I beat to obtain, "turkey" will donate five sticks to the troops as tribute to my awesomeness. If, however, Sofaman beats me, I'll donate TWENTY sticks to the troops for the failure of achieving, "turkey" and as penance for my boastfulness. So...

If I win:
Jonumberone's Jerks - fiver for the troops
nolo contendere - fiver for the troops
Sofaman - fiver for the troops
Me: Awesome

If I lose:
Me: One pathetic loser AND twenty sticks for the troops

In either case:
Troops - Winners

What do you guys say? Who wants to see some:
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