The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer...
Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.
I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.
What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.
They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.
Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]
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