chuckles at the whole thread.
For many different reasons.
Having testosterone doesn't make you manly, neither does a
cocktail, the glassware it is served in, (within reason, of course), or your profession.
That being said, I think the main list is amusing, having mixed and served my share of
cocktails, (those that get their wrinklies all tightened up can supplant the word
drink if they feel the fortitude) for a living, albeit many years ago.
BTW, in my opinion, I call BS on 11, 8, 7, and 5. Not classic cocktails, either marketed to heathens like Tom

, or annoying frat boys. I might give #5 a pass if it's really good orange soda.