I eat and smoke while herfin' but not alone in my garage with the dog. Wait, I guess that's not really alone. Anyway, we've always got a ton of food at the herfs and it's hard not to graze with all the great stuff around all day.
Now if Tom tells me he's smoked while eating lobster while getting, ah, 'serviced' I'm going to be pretty impressed. That's like the trifecta of manliness right there.