Alright please tell me the secret to all the "beautiful" success stories a bunch of you ugly bastages have attached to your arms? They feel sorry for you.
I mean most of you except ,IceHog who appear to be a little bigger than what I like to piss off

, are a bunch of dorks that have married some good looking girls, it has to be the cigars.
http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/album....3&pictureid=47