Re: You know you're an inmate when...
You tell the hardware store clerk you need pipe in 32 ring gauge.
You only allow matches or butane lighters in the house.
You tip the UPS guy (who you now know by name) with a stick from the shipment you just received.
All the online retailers send you a birthday and Christmas card.
The owner/manager of your local B&M calls you to see if your okay if you haven't been by in a week.
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...And a woman is only a woman,
But a good cigar is a smoke! -R. Kipling
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