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					Originally Posted by floydpink  
ALWAYS get up off the toilet before flushing.  The suction will give you a hickey on your ass cheeks and you will be explaining it to your wife.  | 
	
 

 
Hickey?
You are lucky if that is all you get.
You may actually get sucked into a void somewhere, butt first.
That flush is a frightening experience the first time one does it.