I was grilling some pork chops last night. The grill is in the garage and it was raining out. I stepped outside for a minute, then stepped back in. You'd have thought I put a roller skate on my right foot. (Fortunately I didn't get hurt.)
They aren't Crocs, they're Nikes or Reebok flip flops. As soon as I did it, I thought about this thread, and told my wife your story, Bob. She also said Crocs were dangerous as hell.
I hope you're healing well and feel better soon. I pray you'll figure out a way around your income situation, too.