I feel your obvious pain, but McDonald's Coffee is hot, bungee jumping is crazy, water on the floor is dangerous.
What shoe you're wearing has little to do with it, unless you are against all shoes except Deck Shoes. I agree Crocs
are messed up, but the home is a dangerous place. I am sorry for my insensitivity, I know you don't want to
hear it. 64 year olds should be careful. I am 48, live alone, and you can be DAMN sure I have my feet under me
when I get out of the shower. I don't want to be found buck-naked on the floor a month after my death due
to the stench.

Very sorry for your trouble.