[Steve]

On the way to the previous monthly meeting, an elderly lady was stopped by a highway patrolman. He ask for her drivers licence and insurance. The lady
took out the required information and handed it to the patrolman. In with
the cards he was surprised to see she had a conceal carry permit. He looked
at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time. She
responded that she indeed had ..45 automatic in her glove box. Something,
body language or the way she said it made him want to ask if she had any
other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center
console. Now he had to ask one more time if that was all, she responded once again she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. The officer
then ask her what was she so afraid of?

She looked him right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!"