Joke
during my recent power outage i passed the time by killing flys that had come into my home as i had the doors open to allow in some light . soon my neighbor came over ..seeing me with flyswatter in hand ..
"What are you doing?" he asked
"Hunting" i replied
"What are you hunting?" he said
"Flys" i answered
"Any luck?" he asked
"Yes, I've killed 3 males and 2 females"
"How can you tell the difference between a male and female?" he asked
"3 were on beer cans and 2 were on the phone !" i replied
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