Duh
I was sitting at the table this morning, reading the paper with breakfast when I came across an article about a beautiful actress who is about to marry a football player. This player is known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and good looks.
I turned to my wife and said "You know, I'll never understand why the biggest, ugliest jerks always get the most attractive wives."
My wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"
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Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide
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