In a cave
A man was walking through a German forest when he saw this deep cave, so he decided to go exploring. He walked in a ways and saw a flickering light far ahead so he walked to it.
He was surprised to find an old man with a large stack of music scores in front of him. The old man was rubbing the notes off of the paper and laying the blank sheets aside.
The walker was astonished when he saw who he thought the man was. It seemed to be Mozart! He asked, "Are you Mozart?"
"Yes", the old man replied.
"Would that be Wolfgang Mozart?"
Again the reply was "Yes."
"Well, you've been dead for centuries. What are doing rubbing notes off of music?"
[Ready for this ... ???]
The old man looked up, "I'm decomposing!"
Ba Da Bing
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