Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the TSA
Just received from a friend that travels a lot. She tought people would be interested to know that:
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
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