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cmitch · 12-20-2010, 12:49 PM

This man went on a company cruise with several coworkers when one guy he'd worked with for 10 years, quite inebriated, walks up to him and says, "You are one fat som' *****!

Taken aback, he looks at him and says, "Why would you say something like that to me, Harry?"

"'Cause you're one fat ass som' *****, that's why!"

"Well it's YOUR wife's fault, Harry!"

"Why is it my wife's fault you're a fat som' *****?"

"Because every time I bang her, she gives me a cookie!"

12-20-2010, 12:49 PM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Man on a company cruise This man went on a company cruise with several coworkers when one guy he'd worked with for 10 years, quite inebriated, walks up to him and says, "You are one fat som' ***! Taken aback, he looks at him and says, "Why would you say something like that to me, Harry?" "'Cause you're one fat ass som' *, that's why!" "Well it's YOUR wife's fault, Harry!" "Why is it my wife's fault you're a fat som' ***?" "Because every time I bang her, she gives me a cookie!" __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.