[Lumpold]

Originally Posted by ninjavanish

Well... There is that problem... See I have often attempted to buy him a nice label to keep in reserve... However later that same day it usually ends up spilling... Into the glass that I may have been hold in my hand... And then there's only one thing you can do with a glass full of scotch.

Well, then, any good father should have a bottle of Scotch for his son, no?