End of the day update: As far as I can tell, the only other things the dogs peed on were my boots and tennis shoes, I kept a civil tongue in my mouth and I only mildly PO'ed my wife. I am now enjoying a Hydrocodone (For my back) a glass of wine and an 07 HU Regalias. Life is good

Thank you all for the positive and very funny thoughts, and please stay tuned for day 2 updates!