and when we go to heaven
The teacher asks Little Johnny "Which body part goes to heaven first?"
Little Johnny replies "The feet, Miss"
So the teacher says "Why the feet?"
And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mommy's bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh my God I'm coming'"
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I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
~ Groucho Marx
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