OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOooooooo.
I bought DANISH RIBS.
Help me Oprah, help me Jesus, help me Chuck Norris.
I still think I can save it. Found wings at a good price, $3.89 for a big ol pack, looks like 15 each in there.
Got two of those. One rack of Baby backs with a sale price in it, the rest were a buck higher. NOT reduced.
And the aforementioned "danish" ribs, or as the BBQing professionals call em, dog food.
Still, if anyone can make em edible, my money's on me.