O.o leave for a few hours and the thread sprouts wings
She came up from behind-ish, so by the time I saw the b*ch, it was too late, I don't really like going to jail, so I just verbally assaulted her, and I found out she has been charged with tresspassing, and destruction of property, since the pulling the cigar out of my mouth would be hard to prove

anyway, $15<permanent record + court fees + any other fees
It all equaled out, plus I just got birthday bombed by my own fiance

my luck!