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Originally Posted by icehog3
I would have gone back into the house and found a small kitchen knife. I would have knocked her down, and slowly sawed off her head right in front of her young child. Then I would have forced the child to drink the blood out of her mother's severed head. Next, I would have the child sent to a shoddy orphanage where she would live the rest of her childhood remembering how rudely her mother acted. Finally, I would have filled the woman's severed head full of diesel fuel, and used it as a molotov cocktail to burn down her house, with her husband and dogs sleeping inside. Yeah. That would teach her.
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Originally Posted by BC-Axeman
I used to joke around like this a lot, until I got married. Now I only tell these kind of things to my invisible friends.
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What makes you think Tom is joking?
