Rest in peace, Bob. As I have been led to believe, you were halfway a scumbag (midpoint between Hef and Larry Flint

), but you gave me many unproductive fantasies in my "mis-spent" youth (and you can take that anyway you wish

). Plus, you gave the world
Caligula . . . and if they didn't want 35 bucks for a DVD these days, I'd even own that "sucker" (and you can take THAT anyway you wish, too

).