My secrets to NOT being in the doghouse:
My wife NEVER gets into my humidors, cigars don't interest her.
She works nights and sleeps all day.
I get regular UPS deliveries for my work, and as luck would have it, the Devil Site ships UPS.
I have my own bank accounts for my business.
I always laugh and chuckle every time I see her wearing something new, or something new appears in the house...I never ever get angry or ask how much it costs. Ever.
I have won the lotteries here a few times, and got bombed at random once, so packages showing up in the regular mail are rarely questioned either.
Add all of this up and I can quietly spend all of my money in peace! My only concern next is that I am running out of room