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replicant_argent · 10-17-2010, 06:57 PM

I have used this one once or twice.
"Madam, I smoke these wretched things because typically they perform the noble duty of keeping harpies such as yourself at a greater distance."

I am usually nowhere near as eloquent.

10-17-2010, 06:57 PM	#50
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: What Do You Tell Them? I have used this one once or twice. "Madam, I smoke these wretched things because typically they perform the noble duty of keeping harpies such as yourself at a greater distance." I am usually nowhere near as eloquent. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.